I’m not taking this scene out of context but seriously am i the only one seeing bedroom eyes here??

Just learned that my mother is a creationist. I guess that’s why she didn’t respond positively to me telling her I wanted to be a History teacher.

ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

(Source: awfulhappy)

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

miyku:

weloveshortvideos:

Baguette Hitman

Assassin’s Creed Unity looks good 

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

ugly:

shouldnt:

charizard:

yes

this would actually turn me on

ok

(Source: peoplemagazine)